Wait wait wait!
Don't go! I want you to evolve! & I want to be the one to help you. Like, for real. Watching bitches win at life is kind of how I get my jollies.
To PROVE IT to you ---> What if I give you your first 2 weeks for $2!
& then it'll just be the normal $12-/every two weeks.
Like.... that's kind of awesome.
Click the button & get yourself one hell of a steal!
(well, not a steal, because I am super happy to give it to you)
I want 2 weeks for $2-!